I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
we need some new and more powerful swears
THEY. SHARE. CLOTHES
the sexual tension between you and the person who sits behind you in class when you have to pass papers back to them
do you think shakira has shakirity guards
fuck you all im hilarious