stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
rnarker: the sexual tension between you and the person who sits behind you in class when you have to pass papers back to them
calliotp: calliotp: do you think shakira has shakirity guards fuck you all im hilarious
vocaroo: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
who wants to make out and then nap
rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
earthnation: *steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
person 1: i can draw really well
person 2: i'm really athletic
person 3: i write really well
person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
person 6: i can dance really well
me: i can breathe
captain-snark: Can we just talk about the thing that dylan o’brien does where he drags his face up when he kisses all open mouth and GASFNHDKJfabnldgkjnaeldgrkndkndklfgvnjdlfk
yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
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chella-pus: dirty-mef: dirty-mef: Lmfao all the time -.-
alltimeboners: DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE A BAND WITHOUT KNOWING WHO THEY ARE AND LATER YOU GET INTO THEM AND REALIZE YOU REALLY LIKE THEM AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY DIDN’T I GET INTO THEM SOONER”
dersia: *passionately sings the wrong line to a song*
wifipasswords: wifipasswords: do you ever think about what your traits would be if you were a sim
capitole: i can’t even imagin e what my life would be like with out harry potter bec ause i grew up with him okay and he is my childhood and i get way too many feels from this book series like wow jkr how do u m ...
People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.