Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?
louisdelgay: if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
pretty girl: boyfriend
ugly girl: boyfriend
weird girl: boyfriend
obnoxious girl: boyfriend
rude girl: boyfriend
stupid girl: boyfriend
lesbian girl: boyfriend
dead girl: boyfriend
me: i had a pet fish once but then it died
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me